I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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