I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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