I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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