Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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