Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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