go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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