Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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