Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Randomize
