U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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