He had one of those small greek statue penises
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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