i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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