STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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