Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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