I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
there's paper in my vomit.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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