no one should ever give us hovercrafts
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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