turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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