its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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