69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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