Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
