The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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