whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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