I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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