I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I smell stomach acid.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Randomize
