I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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