I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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