I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i barfeds in our rink
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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