using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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