you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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