I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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