hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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