i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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