All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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