the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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