Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
