Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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