My girlfriend figured out who you are.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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