So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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