Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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