he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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