at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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