his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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