I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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