I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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