At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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