Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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