He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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