Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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