@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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