google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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