so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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