She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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