Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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