It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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