Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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