i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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