what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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