she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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