his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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