Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
farters have to be the big spoon...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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