But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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